Co Co Corona

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Welcome to the new Corona World.

Throwback, Its March and you are randomly sitting with your buddies having chai, showing each other cringy tik-tok videos, having a laugh over memes and planning going to Baku in June. Ah what a life, you think to yourself now. After such a thoughtful conversation, you go out the streets are bustling, people are arguing over the traffic mess they all created, bikes with shinny colors and weird phrases/symbols (Raja JEE 70, seriously?) go vroom vroom. What an atmosphere, you think to yourself in reminiscence. And in the end you’d take deep breath of the sweet sweet polluted Lahore air and go about your business.And then Corona happened, When it all went crazy (apocalyptic noises).

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Me in quarantine time

BAAM, its April, the lockdown has been set in place, its been more than 40 days since you’ve met your friends or any human except your household members. Everyday you wake up like its a sunday, you dont feel the need to change your PJs, they’re probably a part of your body now. Every night you sleep after re watching the same Netflix show you’ve been watching since the year ( admit it, you’ve watched a F.R.I.E.N.D.S or The office episode more than 2 times in this quarantine). Its like living the life of a NPC in role playing game (ugh). Well its better than fighting over toilet paper.

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Me in online classes

Then you get this mail, your university will start online classes from a particular date and that’s how your life is now going to be.

Online classes could be a sign of the coming apocalypse, but not the biblical one, rather the one where we just stop caring about everything and the world ends. Universities are trying to offload us, the job market doesn’t want us, so i don’t get the point of it, from an economical point you are looking a micro short term benefit rather than a macro effect. Universities save money for the time being since they’re not reopening their facilities, and we all know ZOOM and GOOGLE forms are free resources (boo-hoo get used to capitalism). But every student they offload lets go of the resources and people they were utilizing in educational pursuit (bye bye to them), it also means restarting the economy with a fresh batch inexperienced bachelors competing for jobs is nothing more than throwing them under the bus (But alas, we must serve!!).

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Me turning off video and audio in ZOOM class

Oh well, I did learn and did new stuff in corona days. I made new songs, I had productive music sessions, I learned to make my action better in cricket bowling. Overall, I really miss my old life so even if i see positives from the quarantine, it wont mean much since its an extrovert’s hell, and i am sure am burning.

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Me overall Quarantine experience

SEO AND SEM

SEO and SEM are two tools online search engines utilize to present you the keywords you have searched. SEO, search engine optimization focuses on appearing in higher organic search results. Websites can use SEO tactics and strategies to appear at a higher and relevant rank when someone searches for content on the searh engine, these include updating title tag and adding posts regularly ( to make the website appear up-to-date), other tactics include off-page tactics which is optimizing the website externally such as social media accounts, conducting outreach etc.

SEM is search engine marketing, in this practice a website pays the search engine to make the it appear at a higher and relevant rank, at such a place where it’s likely to be hit and opened by people who are searching for relevant content.

When searching for Pasta the top 5 google searches were:

  1. https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/collection/pasta
  2. https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/g3176/weeknight-pasta-dinners/
  3. https://www.foodandwine.com/pasta-noodles/pasta
  4. https://www.womansday.com/food-recipes/food-drinks/g2324/pasta-recipes/
  5. https://www.indianhealthyrecipes.com/masala-pasta/

When searching on Yahoo:

  1. https://www.izito.ws/ws?q=pasta%20salad%20with&asid=iz_ws_ba_8_gc1_02&de=c&ac=5789&msclkid=80e2b1c66e7c136520e7ef618c6f16ba
  2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta
  3. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipes/95/pasta-and-noodles/
  4. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta
  5. https://www.zapmeta.ws/ws?q=pasta%20salad%20with&asid=ws_ba_gc6_02&de=c&ac=5801&msclkid=22c9298795ef14d386cf772077fc97fe

When searched on Bing:

  1. https://www.foodnetwork.com/topics/pasta
  2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pasta
  3. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipes/95/pasta-and-noodles/
  4. https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/collection/pasta
  5. https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pasta-recipes/

Web design and Online Journalism

The field of web design is a vital one in today’s marketing world where business takes place on social media websites and dedicated servers. The courses teaches us how to create, organize and manage a online website or a blog. These skills are determinant of one’s ability to market online and utilize different platforms for one’s business.

In current scenario where the classes are being taken online, the course web design and online journalism comes into play, because it gives us an insight of how the online space is an important component of the modern world where the cyber world is equally resourceful as the physical.

Online journalism is the second component of this particular course, another vital skill required in the modern world where collecting and spreading information is not only limited to specific people. Online journalism can be done by a random civilian as well, many well documented incidents have taken place where it was video recorded by a random by-passer with a mobile phone rather than a dedicated camera, it has broadened the spectrum of news reporting. For us specifically, its necessary to learn this particular trade because it would allow us to spread information to the world (where necessary) not subject to what media wants to sell.

Overall, the course teaches us how to be active and participating in the online world, which one way or the other is as important as the physical world which we today live in.

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